You know you go to college if...

1) Someone offers you dinner and you plan your whole week around it.
2) Facebook has consumed your life.
3) You spend more time procrastinating on youtube, mlia, fml, amirite, and other nonsense sites, than doing your homework.
4) You know what mlia, fml, and amirite mean.
5) Left overs are no longer gross.
6) You think any class before 10:00 A.M. is too early yet you woke up before 8:00 A.M. every day for high school.
7) You only have time for two of the three, studying, socializing, sleeping.
8) You get your daily news from Stephan Colbert or John Stewart.
9) Spring break has a whole new meaning.
10) You could barely write a 4 page essay in high school, now it's something you do in a few hours (usually the night before it's due).